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An Ode to my Dishwasher

    I wandered to the kitchen where I looked and looked and sought, But, alas, I searched for naught. Not one clean dish was there! Not one! No fairy came to clean the dishes while I lay cloaked in dream, But the one who used the ONE LAST BOWL to eat chocolate ice cream! So stoically I resigned to get a little dirty, In soapy, steamy water, while my hair gets uber-frizzy, When suddenly I saw it gleaming new and beautiful and white Oh dishwasher, who promises to make my dishes clean and bright! “Heaven, is it true,” I cried? “Have you come to rescue me? From dishpan hands and drudgery, A DISHWASHER, for me?!!?” It stood silent, yet I knew its purpose quite delighful Was to take the sticky filthy things and make them bright…ful. And so with shaking hands at first I opened up the door And peered inside to see, would this hold two, or three or four.. What! MORE! Yes, my heart danced with glee for this not only fit A few bowls and plates, but this miracle would hold everything! A sink full to an empty sink, I had after five minutes! And there I stood, looking around to find what else to wash! And so I danced, jumped up and down, feeding it soap, I turned the dial. I went to do some OTHER things, my dishes washing ALL the while. When ’twas done, oh HOW they shone! I called my husband to me, Come quick and look, share the joy- it’s not MY job to empty. 🙂
An Ode to my Dishwasher

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